Love: Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend....

By Sam - 04/03/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 971

You deserved it 5 640

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 251

You deserved it 7 458

Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 764

You deserved it 8 263

By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 982

You deserved it 4 644

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 389

You deserved it 4 321

By sarahmoon - 05/05/2018 01:30

Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 610

You deserved it 537

Yay…

By ribbonsundone - 06/01/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 305

You deserved it 4 588

By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 717

You deserved it 4 747

Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 436

You deserved it 256

Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 591

You deserved it 1 042

By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 066

You deserved it 857

Callyn 47

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:29

Why should he pay for you? Do you switch off paying? Do you not have a job? He was wrong in calling you fat, but you were wrong expecting him to pay for you.

boatkicker 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:30

He doesn't have to pay for you, and unless he said he would, you shouldn't expect him to. But if he's not paying for you, then he doesn't get to decide what you eat. And it's certainly never polite to tell someone they should be on a diet.

Comments

ladyme_fml 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:18

ok 56 you're stupid, and OP drop his ass. If he's told you that you guys should work out together or that maybe you should eat a little less junk food just to be healthier or something like that you know, something that's not that offensive, many times, well then maybe you needed that to realize that now you should take care of yourself. So what I'm saying is that if he's been nice for a while about it and that you're just on a "trip de bouffe" like we say here and that you've gained weight like crazy lately, then do something about it. Anyway, saying that (if said in front of everybody) isn't nice and a little douchy

dreamnitedarling 9

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:24

this is easy, he doesn't like you or care about you, dump his sorry ass and find someone who cares for you!

crazytrick11 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:33

ur bf is an ass

melsababe 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:36

ya I wudnt b with a cheap asshole like that.

Soulathyia 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:43

The problem with not telling people their fat is that they continue to get fatter. Which is immoral and disgusting. I hate fat people.

Soulathyia 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 21:48

YDI. The problem with not telling people they need to lose some weight is that they continue to gain it. Which is immoral unhealthy and disgusting!

jailbot 7

Thursday 4 March 2010 22:15

Being fat is immoral? It's a shame that weight is more offensive to you than attitude. Just the way you think and your high level of douchebaggery is the biggest turn off I've ever seen.

Anonnamus 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 22:00

Dump his ass. You're in for a lifetime of mental abuse if you stay with him. A guy I dated used to drop hints that I needed to hit the gym when I gained a few pounds and went up to a size 5. Believe me, he'll destroy your self-esteem. Get away from the cheap insecure bastard.

BrotherThomas 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 22:06

fat people should be told that their fat so that they lose weight. if someones annoying you, you tell them to stop and they usually do. same thing here. at idkweird, if being called fat made you eat more, social Darwinism says you don't learn from the past and thus shouldn't exist.

MACJunkie 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 22:08

maybe the op hasn't been w/ her boyfriend as long as her friends and their guys..... maybe all of her friends have had more time to properly train their men.... just think of the night as productive, as now you have two new subjects to train this idiot on..... chivalry and manners. OP: guys are supposed to pay.... i would've told him to **** himself... if you have to pay, you certainly can order any thing you want.. you should've said.. 'well, since i'm paying, I'll get what i want and you can order from the kid's menu... how's that? ********.'....... or just commented in front of everyone how nice the other guys were. simply saying "you are all really great guys..so sweet... you girls are very lucky" ..... then look at your guy disgustedly. Weight should not be a couple's issue.... that's a person issue.. if it is an issue with your partner, then you need to find a new one. ;)

pogostick_fml 2

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:16

"Guys are supposed to pay" - WTF? You're one of those girls who thinks that she deserves to be spoiled solely because you're female, aren't you? Can you honestly not support yourself? I agree that it's nice for the guy to pay sometimes when he offers, but I offer to pay just as many times too. It's not fair to force someone to pay for your shit. Take your head out your ass, and stop being a spoiled bitch.