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By Sam - 04/03/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By sarahmoon - 05/05/2018 01:30

Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML

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By ribbonsundone - 06/01/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I treated my friends to lunch at a posh restaurant because it's my birthday. While we were walking leisurely around the mall afterwards, their boyfriends showed up. I spent the next few hours walking alone behind them while they were walking hand in hand with their boyfriends. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 15:33 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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Callyn 47

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:29

Why should he pay for you? Do you switch off paying? Do you not have a job? He was wrong in calling you fat, but you were wrong expecting him to pay for you.

boatkicker 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:30

He doesn't have to pay for you, and unless he said he would, you shouldn't expect him to. But if he's not paying for you, then he doesn't get to decide what you eat. And it's certainly never polite to tell someone they should be on a diet.

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kayvan 8

Friday 5 March 2010 1:39

You deserve a better boyfriend.

katiebabe93 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:46

duhhh everyone knows not to call a girl fat in least you want to get hit or have them dump you

Giorgio272 2

Friday 5 March 2010 1:50

The man was trying totell you that your fat. no biggy. O wait that could hurt your feelings. there is only one thing to do now. you gotta poop in his bed.

grape_ape92 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:07

wow thats seriously ****** up idc who u r no one deserves to be treated that way dump his ass

Paradoodle 5

Friday 5 March 2010 2:09

ok firstly, don't bitch about girls calling guys fat and it's ok and guys call girls fat and it's not, girls get the double standard of a **** versus a guy being a badass for being a man *****. so I don't wanna here you men bitching. secondly if she was over weight that's a very rude way of telling her, and probably very embarrassing. if he couldn't afford the food, he could have just said something and shed probably understand.

boatkicker 4

Friday 5 March 2010 3:47

Since when is that actually true? About girls who sleep around are ***** and men who do are some sort of god? That annoys the piss out of me when people say that, and I'm not even a man. I've NEVER heard of a guy being complimented for sleeping around except in cheesy movies and TV shows. Girls who sleep around a *****. Men who sleep around are man-******. Being a man-***** is just as bad. The double standard isn't real. Get over it.

sergio50150 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:14

sounds like your a big ass tanka!!!!!!! let your new life begin call 1800 get slim

jacksmannequin 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:25

ummm that was rude of him but maybe you should think about loosing some weight

wazdog 4

Friday 5 March 2010 2:44

I don't get why women always say "he should love me for who I am". Well guess what? Your looks are part of who you are. So it's perfectly reasonable for the guy to want you to look good.