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By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

ahaha. that's cute :p nerdy, but cute.

ciaobella_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

Aw thats so cute, did you say yes?

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jackhammerman 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:49

maybe you shouldn't date 5th graders

lol_really 6

Thursday 3 May 2012 15:16

wow, so are you not going to marry him now? You have been with him long enough to know him. So, you shouldn't be surprised right? If that is an FML moment you need to re-think life

bandaidmonster 4

Monday 7 May 2012 6:09

I would have said yes. That's freaking adorable

dawnet 5

Friday 11 May 2012 1:54

lol, I thought that was really cute. xD

monkiki62 5

Saturday 2 June 2012 1:10

Best proposal ever.

Attica 20

Saturday 2 June 2012 7:25

That's adorable!

SquidgieBams 4

Wednesday 6 June 2012 16:06

I totally would have said yes!! AMAZING way to propose :D

akatsuki00798 2

Wednesday 6 June 2012 16:27

i love pokemon and would love it if my boyfriend asked me to marry him that way

marbear10111 2

Friday 8 June 2012 16:02

Haha

Spritelover7135 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 11:03

Haha! my boyfriend would do that..... I would totally say yes XD (we pokemon nerds :P)

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