Love: Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We... - FML

By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

ahaha. that's cute :p nerdy, but cute.

ciaobella_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

Aw thats so cute, did you say yes?

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paperballs 2

Wednesday 29 February 2012 11:57

Awww.... That's cute but the fact that he said it with a straight face. Kinda embarrassing

prego_05112012 10

Sunday 4 March 2012 8:32

How the hell is that an FML??? that's really sweet!

Zexes 3

Thursday 8 March 2012 21:59

That's exactly the way I want my fianceé to propose. <3 I'm such a nerd, but I'd love it.

JTorres8 6

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:02

And you said? Stop being so ungrateful! You just got proposed to!

Cj_C123 4

Saturday 24 March 2012 1:33

MARRY HIM!

TavrosLove97 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 16:44

I would've said yes! :D

sparklingwho 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 0:22

It's cute!

YaoiForever 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 13:40

HOW Is this bad? I would kill for a boyfriend/husband who would do this. <3

mcdonaldh 4

Saturday 21 April 2012 16:59

I think that if you had known him long enough for him to propose than you should have known that he would do something cute like that.... MARRY HIM!!!!

Cathrin 26

Friday 27 April 2012 3:32

If my boyfriend proposed like that I'd marry him in a heartbeat

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