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By SophieGray - 20/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

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You deserved it 5 066

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML

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By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By catastrophy - 19/11/2016 09:20

Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

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You deserved it 14 943

By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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You deserved it 3 593

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By Sunny - 12/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML

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You deserved it 285

By anonya - 28/08/2012 04:43 - United States - Madera

Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML

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You deserved it 3 104

By perfectlybrokenx - 24/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 796

You deserved it 52 193

GloriousWhorious 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 5:52

Just think about it! :D Maybe one day, he'll love you as much as the ferret! Then he can show YOUR ashes to others!

hatesfate 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:08

it looked like pudding... WTF do you think ashes look like?

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waterpool 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:22

Wo-ow, what a night to remember. I guess that kinda hurts your image just a tad, for him saying you look like a ferret lol.

simply_improper 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 8:08

he never said she looked like the ferret. maybe she was jus furry

KVKdragon 26

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:23

this is honestly the first time I've ever heard of anyone cremating their pets

ambowew 7

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:27

I'm guessing you started snorting said ashes on front of him, just to lighten the mood, didn't you?

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:29

If you remind him of a ferret you need to shave more often.

krysxkatastrophe 14

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:32

Watch out! He might put you in a cage.

Kingspin 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:39

It's okay... These are hard times for everyone, especially ferret owners.

Carlo3 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:42

eww get outa there!!!!

misstamz 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:45

So you somewhat resemble a ferret?

Gloritank 8

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:46

R.I.P. ferret. :,(

silver0jay 11

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:52

R.I.P. op

TheMonica 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:52

Poor ferret... My bf reminds me of a bunny, so maybe it's not all bad, OP. Some people just constantly compare others to animals. *cough*

nate_msm 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 10:26

dog?

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Today, I brought my little sons into work with me. I introduced them to my boss, who said to my shy kids, "You boys don't know me, do you? I'm Janice." The older one lit up and said, "Oh, I know you, mommy complains about you all the time." FML

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Today, I went for a job interview and was rejected for having a 'visible' tattoo. It's white ink, so you can't see it unless you look super closely. The only reason they knew about it was because I was honest and mentioned it when asked if I had any tattoos. I guess honesty is not the best policy. FML

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Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML

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Today, I'm crushing so hard on my male roommate that I've basically become a doormat for him. Meanwhile, he's on the phone for hours with the pretty girl he met over Tinder. I feel pathetic, stupid and jealous, which I have no right to be. Worst part, we're still quarantined together. FML

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Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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