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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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You deserved it 2 707

By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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You deserved it 4 176

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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You deserved it 3 608

By Selina - 22/06/2013 22:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 34 946

By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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You deserved it 354

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 10:35 - Norway

Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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You deserved it 4 987

By thanksmom - 02/02/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 201

You deserved it 2 868

marijuanasmoker4 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:08

Bear Hug!

jallred254 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:09

Hopefully you didn't get sucked into one of his rolls.

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Lights_Out_fml 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:23

Fat bastard wants to play.

tanishaAM21 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:30

Hugs for Drugs!! :)

trellz17 19

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:31

"go to my happy place, go to my happy place!!"

upwardSpiral 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:35

he just wanted some love!!

sunny532 2

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:38

U r lucky. He atleast wore tht underwear.

Yung23 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:39

Was it Peter Griffin? Lmfao

candyman13 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:41

Finally! Someones bringing sexy back!

RokNRoll11 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:46

Could have been worse.

SpaceDementia_fml 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:46

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A WALRUS GET IN THE CAR

brianod 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 16:53

not awkward at all

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Today, I met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time. I wanted to break the ice, so I brought up a funny story… about my ex-girlfriend, without thinking. The room fell silent, and my girlfriend’s mom just stared at me. My girlfriend left the room in tears. FML

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