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By thanksmom - 02/02/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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By Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By that’s crazy - 12/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By so_screwed - 25/09/2013 06:59 - United States - Salinas

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML

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By HM - 16/04/2015 13:10 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

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schwancy 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:06

Her house, her rules.

RinnieRiot 9

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:11

At least she had her underwear on. Unless its "underwear optional zone" too.

Comments

schwancy 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:06

Her house, her rules.

summersizzle 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:19

well this is the perfect opportunity to speed things up without getting in trouble for it.

auzzrage 1

Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:24

shoulda taken up the opportunity and took off yours to

pimplayer 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 17:35

when can I come over your place? **** it let's have a party !

BloodyHeel 8

Thursday 3 February 2011 2:19

Pants off Friday.

runninbrotha 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:09

haha.... you r in her house though...

coballan55 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:10

listen there's nothing wrong with that... ydi for not joining in the fun

RinnieRiot 9

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:11

At least she had her underwear on. Unless its "underwear optional zone" too.

BWill9014 4

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:55

You have nice eyes... and I mean that in a none random black guy stalker kinda way

davidjr_saldana 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:37

or she was commando

vaguenotvogue 13

Friday 23 October 2015 13:20

I'm from the UK, and 'pants' here means underwear. This FML seemed worse from my perspective..

newjerseyguy 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:12

lol she wants to see your mans dick

mandasdrey 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:13

your mom rocks.! consider it as a favor!

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:14

I bet he'll be at your house more often.

THEMTCHELL 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:14

pants are always optional.

lovexbox 8

Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:32

exactly ^^

enoughgrace 4

Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:21

That's correct. Seem's like you were the odd girl out for having them on. Your name is "thanksmom" so I'm assuming it all worked out in your favor.

nebula748 14

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:19

inb4 threesome

iR0ckSkinnys 3

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:20

Lol at least you have a fun loving mother and not one that is serious all the time!! 

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