Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. When I got to the...

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By "ShitLifeHere" - 11/05/2017 19:37

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. When I got to the door, I knocked and seen my girlfriend with a robe. I thought she was taking a shower but my question has been answered when I seen the two naked guys behind her. FML

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Jad123 15

Thursday 18 May 2017 16:00

FYL indeed OP :/ , I hope she's your Ex now, just move on and you'll find someone that's actually decent!

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Druu 53

Sunday 14 May 2017 5:10

YDI. I don't blame her for being unable to remain unfaithful to someone with such awful grammar.

Jad123 15

Thursday 18 May 2017 16:00

FYL indeed OP :/ , I hope she's your Ex now, just move on and you'll find someone that's actually decent!

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