By zemmiphobia - 11/05/2017 09:37 - United States - Mountain View

Spicy
Today, my sister admitted to having sex with her current boyfriend. On my bed. Again. I even have a spare bed in my room and yet they still go for mine. FML
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zemmiphopia 4

Woah okay was not expecting this to get published. I'm OP. Okay so first off my sister and I are really close and always have been so she's been forgiven and we can joke about it now. And secondly, we were both pretty amused by the suggestions of ways to get her back, I think my favorite is "punch her in the head". And I would totally buy a lock if I could, by the way.

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GhostFox 33

Sounds like she gets off on the fact that she's having sex on your bed- or that her BF does. Which means your sister either wants to be you, has sexual feelings towards you, or the BF is pretending your sister is you. But that's just what I get from the fact you've had to deal with this so often. Put cayenne pepper or anything like it in the one they keep having sex on, and sleep in the other one. It SHOULD cause some burning, itching, maybe some sores and a yeast infection. Worst case scenario is it gets in her eyes and even then they should be fine afterwards. You could also put raw rice in the bed- I bet it's hard to stay in the mood when it feels like your laying on tiny pebbles. I'd say thumb tacks, but that's a little too dangerous. Or even just some good old itching powder if you can find it. Fake roaches might kill the mood.

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HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed"

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GhostFox 33

Sounds like she gets off on the fact that she's having sex on your bed- or that her BF does. Which means your sister either wants to be you, has sexual feelings towards you, or the BF is pretending your sister is you. But that's just what I get from the fact you've had to deal with this so often. Put cayenne pepper or anything like it in the one they keep having sex on, and sleep in the other one. It SHOULD cause some burning, itching, maybe some sores and a yeast infection. Worst case scenario is it gets in her eyes and even then they should be fine afterwards. You could also put raw rice in the bed- I bet it's hard to stay in the mood when it feels like your laying on tiny pebbles. I'd say thumb tacks, but that's a little too dangerous. Or even just some good old itching powder if you can find it. Fake roaches might kill the mood.

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kelardy 11

Her bed might be more comfortable of the two. Why should she give up her comfort for your spice ideas? She should just put a lock on her door so that her sister can not enter it when OP isn't home

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OrchidKitten 21

I'm not sure about you, but I wouldn't want to sleep on my bed if either of my sister's had sex with someone on it. Sex is dirty, as in lots of sweat and other bodily fluids. I'm sorry, but I wouldn't want to sleep in any dried stains of an unknown substance.

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alenahha 13

Lmfao it was because the bed was more comfy lmao I'm a horrible sis:(

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mariri9206 32

If your bed isn't as comfy, then buy a new one but don't use your sister's - it's not yours to use, especially if she told you not to. In fact, you should buy a new bed for your sister and take her old one.

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Sparx1_1 16

Yes, you are a horrible sister. I'd guess that you are also a pretty horrible person, since you seem to think there's something funny about doing something so disgusting.

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alenahha 13

Hehe:) she got me back even before she knew about the sex in her bed. She's over it lmfao. I am a horrible person tho... I'm going to hell fo sho(;

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sweetbliss3 37

what the **** is wrong with her. does she not have her own bed, a floor or a chair? and there would be no "again." I'd have beat her ass after the first time

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HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

I'm sorry. Really hope you can put it behind you.

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HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

"No more monkeys jumping on the bed"

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Lucky O'Guin 18

Does she live with you? You both live with your parents? Tell her your room is off limits for everything. Put a lock on it, a deadbolt perhaps. Start sleeping in the other bed.

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Stealthninjaa 19

So much FML in just one post... that's pretty messed up yo. Sorry, OP.

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Glowworm56 26

The bed is always sexier on the other side--or something like that.

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RichardPencil 30

What's this world coming to? Your bed, evidently.

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