Money: Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred...

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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Grab it while you can

By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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JillianlikesVogu 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:41

Why do people use the word 'retard' in that way? YDI for being ignorant and cruel.

ladybunny 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:40

haaa karma bit you in the ass big time

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:16

Now you really are sorry for the loser. Thank your friend for making a truth teller out of you.

KRoNiiK_fml 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:21

wow so many FMls of the same thing. FAKEE!

xStiina 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:23

Haha sucks to be you don't it.

fridaf 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:23

owned.

fakeaccountX 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:24

I don't feel sorry for you, retard.

HoneyBall 3

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:25

karma's a bitch

FLCL4711Fox 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:31

self owned

zemo999 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:33

your right, I feel sorry for the retard too...

mandyd80 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 14:38

I love it when people use the offensive term "retard" when they almost qualify for that label themselves. It is *you're*, genius.

iRyanJr 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:33

That's what we call karma. Don't call others names. Lesson learned.

biskitbukit 7

Sunday 10 October 2010 2:39

That's terrible, you shouldn't say retard. It's pronounced " Ratawd "

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