Money: Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred...

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By Frasier - 10/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML

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By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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JillianlikesVogu 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:41

Why do people use the word 'retard' in that way? YDI for being ignorant and cruel.

ladybunny 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 1:40

haaa karma bit you in the ass big time

Comments

tnb0005 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:36

way to be a dumbass!

Illyssa_fml 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:37

Haha!! atleast it was your friend that picked it up

akisensei 3

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:49

Retard. You have to ask the bank for hundred dollar notes. You deserve to lose it for not bothering to just take twenties.

Schizomaniac 24

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:35

I completely agree. We all know that the only possible way to obtain a 100 dollar bill is by specifically requesting one from the bank. It is absolutely ridiculous to assume that the OP came into possession of one by any other means.

dejavu627 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:06

Don't worry you're in Canada I'm sure some other retard would drop their $100 for you soon enough.

iltby 3

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:12

Karma. Everyone has dropped money accidentally at one point or another, it doesn't make them a 'retard.'

iEmily 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:13

Wow, who finds a hundred bucks and just keeps it without handing it into someone? If I found that much money I'd hand it in, and if no one claims it then it's mine.