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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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You deserved it 78 727

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 313

You deserved it 3 187

Stalker or coincidence?

By Jenny - 08/05/2020 05:00

Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 426

You deserved it 718

By helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 003

You deserved it 158 320

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 389

You deserved it 4 322

By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 972

You deserved it 9 636

By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 934

You deserved it 1 287

You fool

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 12:00 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53

You deserved it 1 621

Tori Amos?

By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

I agree, your life sucks 223

You deserved it 2 312

Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo

By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 864

You deserved it 163

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 822

You deserved it 7 156

Jason_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 22:21

What the hell is up with all the cheaters on here acting trying to act like their lives suck? New flash morons, you are the idiot who chose to cheat, you deserve everything you get.

djtelekinesis 0

Friday 20 March 2009 0:26

A girl you like who's not your girlfriend. 1st graders, do we know what's wrong with this picture?

Comments

teddygraham1 1

Tuesday 8 March 2011 19:18

cheating bastard.

SilenceIsSilver 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 3:53

You sir, are an ass-fayce.

ShealaBoBayla 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 20:38

You're an asshole. Either don't have a girlfriend or don't talk to that ****. ******* **** sucker. You definitely deserved it. And I hope your girlfriend dumped your dumbass, cuz she deserves better! Stupid mother ******, you're a totally dick!

beachyballerina 12

Friday 3 February 2012 2:53

Hahaha you show em!

puertoricanmafia 0

Friday 1 April 2011 22:59

you got what you diserved!!!

yourlifesucksmor_fml 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:28

I hope you fall down stairs.

igorwn 3

Sunday 10 April 2011 15:13

great job done..who cares what these guys say..enjoy ur life to the maximum whether u got 1 girlfriend and many friends wit benefit or whether ur single.. personally i think girl like guys who are taken thats my opinion..hope u had a good time with both ahha

holagranola 15

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:30

why r u goin out with her in the first place ?xD

flighted 1

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:05

right? and he has the audacity to put this on FML. what an ass

xxScarletxx 3

Sunday 8 May 2011 2:57

You are STUPID. I mean seriously. You guys are all sayin 'don't judge him, you don't know him' YOU are STUPID too! 'Cause he said they were planning dinner together. Why would he plan dinner with her if he wasn't cheating? I hate this dude and hope his girlfriend dumps him and that the other girl finds another guy. You don't deserve any sympathy and I hope you never get a girlfriend ever again. YOU ARE AN ITIOT. So shut up since you effed your life up yourself.