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By skating101 - 08/12/2009 02:32 - Canada

Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML

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By elmangy - 11/08/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, I went ice skating for my friend's birthday. We had to vacate the skating rink so that they could smooth out the rink for the next session. I don't know how to skate and my friends left me. Not only was I the last one out of the rink, but I had to crawl my way out with everyone laughing. FML

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By Penguin Slide - 16/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I went ice skating at a place with the most terrible rental skates. Pair 1 was too worn out, pair 2 too small, pair 3 damaged inside. I thought pair 4 was finally a winner, until I got on the ice and realized the blades were fucked. I went flying forward, landed hard, and slid across the ice like a penguin. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I finally give rollerblading a try, since it looked so effortless. I put on all the gear and started skating down the street. Within seconds, I lost control, crashed into a garbage bin, and rolled directly into my neighbor's yard. I was so embarrassed that I just lay there pretending I was "just fine, really" while their dog licked my face. FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2023 15:00 - United States - Frederick

Today, I tried to go rollerskating with my kids. I wasn’t even able to fully stand up before I fell and broke my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By @juicy0rphans - 17/12/2021 17:01

Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML

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By skatergrrrl - 15/02/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait 5 years for a rink to open in my town, 2 weeks for my lessons to begin, but only 10 minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 20:33 - United States

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

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mercilessanon 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 9:31

YDI no canadian should be this bad at skating

hayleyukulele 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 9:16

yeah...because it's impossible to notice yourself. YDI idiot.

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discoguru 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 10:54

And .. I have decided to tell you that you spelt decided as desided. =P

wolfyclub 9

Monday 15 October 2012 3:28

"Spelt"

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 15:45

♫ Old McDonald had a rink. E-I-E-I-O! ♫ And on that rink, there was a dink. E-I-E-I-O! ♫ With a bonk-bonk here, and a bonk-bonk there, ♫ Here a bonk, there a bonk, everywhere a bonk-bonk, ♫ You got pwned 'cause you don't think. E-I-E-I-O!

misspeg 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:06

awesome lyrics blastvortex. here, please accept this internet cookie on behalf of all fml commentors.

jane99 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 16:29

I'm sitting in class right now, and this made be burst out laughing...

jonny2x4 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:06

A Canadian who can't skate? is that even possible? I thought all you guys up north could skate before you can walk. You sure you're not from America?

TroopDoop 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:16

Eh, I'm not buying it. Rentals don't come with blade covers, and anybody who's skated enough (or even once before) and has his or her own skates could never mistake that feeling for anything except exactly what it is. You've never actually tried to skate with blade covers if you think it's possible to be out on the ice enough to fall repeatedly and not figure it out.

flamesfreak 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:44

Where did it say she had rentals? I agree though, you can't really tell if you have skate guards on when you're walking to the ice surface from the dressing room, but (I have done this before) the second you step on the ice and fall over, normal people clue in instantly.

mrlucky4444 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:45

yea thats happend 2 me

psychoxxxinvader 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:51

Wouldn't you be able to balance, but just not move anywhere at all?

flamesfreak 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:48

Not really, in theory you could balance, but hard plastic does not stick to ice. If she had the cloth protectors then she could stand a little easier but still have her feet slip out like nothing if she leaned or anything. And the op was trying to move as she did not realize she had the guards on, so she wouldn't have been able to stand at all.

psychoxxxinvader 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:53

@#20 Well, they could have been a birthday gift or something.

cals 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:03

aren't those covers usually bright neon colours? also, stop putting canada down because this one person can't skate. i'm from canada and i hate skating.