Health: Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl...

By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By mhogan - 10/03/2020 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML

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By snowbum69 - 15/12/2013 08:38 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

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It's all downhill from here…

By Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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hare 19

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:15

If you hit little girls while skiing you're gonna have a bad time

cnewton84 28

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:15

That sucks some people are just dicks

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 31 December 2013 1:28

Did anyone else see what happened? Then your story can hold fast...

josephfranks1998 5

Tuesday 31 December 2013 1:45

are you michael schumacher?

shubblebubble08 7

Tuesday 31 December 2013 3:52

You sir are an ass.

arandomusernameaa 20

Tuesday 31 December 2013 12:48

Considering M.S. is now in a coma after brain surgery... No. Don't be so disrespectful.

HarryVolyn 4

Tuesday 31 December 2013 1:52

Wow! What an asshole

ilovemychem 22

Tuesday 31 December 2013 2:23

Little kids do shit like that

jett840 4

Tuesday 31 December 2013 2:55

Wow that sucks man. Ask for a refund

FMLcommenterer 13

Tuesday 31 December 2013 3:11

Wow, children can be little pieces of ******* shit.

AngryD 9

Tuesday 31 December 2013 3:48

obviously her parents don't spank her enough since she is a little liar

twelve_oh_seven 11

Tuesday 31 December 2013 4:23

You shouldn't have hit the poor girl lol

dachayke 16

Tuesday 31 December 2013 20:52

Did you even read the fml?

eternal_malaise 10

Tuesday 31 December 2013 4:27

Future lawyer.

emmavaldez 7

Tuesday 31 December 2013 4:30

dam your life sucks!

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