Health: Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl...

By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By mhogan - 10/03/2020 21:00 - Canada

Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML

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By snowbum69 - 15/12/2013 08:38 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

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By Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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hare 19

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:15

If you hit little girls while skiing you're gonna have a bad time

cnewton84 28

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:15

That sucks some people are just dicks

Comments

rob02 19

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:18

what a little bitch

mikuxxhatsune 32

Monday 18 May 2015 14:24

Took the words straight out of my mouth, cant agree more

tomwantssnow 14

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:21

I hate it when little kids don't know what they're doing on the mountain... They are a danger to others when they're reckless. These are the same kids you see going as fast as they can while barely missing running into people

nick3600 22

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:23

Go somewhere else and file a complaint on the staff and her

Alex6986 10

Tuesday 31 December 2013 5:14

Good idea.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Tuesday 31 December 2013 10:07

Might I suggest yelp.com!

Dark_Stream 29

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:32

"She came out of nowhere". That's what the distracted driver said too.

Zomg_Okay 26

Tuesday 31 December 2013 1:11

It's also been said by the alert driver. Your point?

JBirdeye 14

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:36

Were there no witnesses of what happened? Some little kids can be a pain.

Paradoxxxx 16

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:40

Thats a bummer, just let karma get her back when she's older

ShotGun467 9

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:45

Damn u shudv watched out :/

dachayke 16

Tuesday 31 December 2013 0:50

What a little brat!

coraline123c 23

Tuesday 31 December 2013 1:02

Did you tell him what actually happened? And wasn't anyone even watching her?

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 31 December 2013 1:19

We buy season passes and go skiing every winter. Usually its the teenage boys who are jerks and zip right in front of you and cut you off. Or a snowboarder suddenly stops in front of a group of others, sits down and adjusts his/her bindings making everybody else scramble out of the way so they dont hit them. And that girl's parents should have taught her proper skiing etiquette.

Ian_from_0070 16

Sunday 13 July 2014 4:28

I 100% agree about the snowboarders stopping in the middle of the hill. I ski so it's very annoying. Probably the most dangerous thing I see is usually girls/ guys who are new to skiing and are on crowded hills which are above their skill levels.