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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By bargainshopper - 16/10/2012 11:28 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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Let it all out

By HateCelebz - 26/08/2023 00:02

Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. i swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By tantanpanda - 24/06/2015 12:44 - United States

Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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bexox 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:36

#2- Yes you can swim with a tampon in. You're obviously a guy... You'd be surprised how often this happens! :O Now you know whats in the pool!!!

Ash_770 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:51

That's kind of one of their purposes...

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bjb5879 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 4:02

swimming costume???

Johdy 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:45

swimming costume???... o_0

taytayberaw 0

Friday 31 December 2010 21:03

YDI shoulda checked

iluvmybf211 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:30

**** off, you goddamn Yanks. You can take the English language and butcher the **** out of it, but fact is, "swimming costume" is the proper term.

barmyblonde 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 23:10

Yes guys, swimming costume! It's an actual term in the english language!

SnifflyG 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:17

its not an english term. im from cali. and she doesnt deserve it. who checks everytime? im not a girl though

skyyylines 22

Thursday 5 January 2012 15:00

Because Cali = England? Oh..

iCandy2011 1

Tuesday 16 August 2011 2:28

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kstevens29 8

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:58

I'm sorry D:

mamacakes25 6

Monday 30 January 2012 9:04

get over the swim costume at least 3 people clarified what it is as if you couldn't guess that is was infact a bathing suit. it was funny the first time. as a chick though that sucks and I could imagine very embrassing but your only human and defiantly not the first ;)