Miscellaneous: Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no...

By Tara - 01/05/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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By explosivepeach - 30/05/2015 01:34 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML

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By fihifgni210 - 20/05/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML

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By Sweeney - 20/05/2009 17:54 - United States

Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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Gym culture

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML

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Bad day

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

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Phoneless in Seattle

By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 23:00

Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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wayham22 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:28

I guess it's proof that fake baking is ridiculous

FMLandurstoo 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:25

you were so hot so the smoke detector went off

Comments

KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:21

killuminati

almighty_zer 5

Sunday 1 May 2011 12:23

stfu

jbsington 8

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:28

WTF?

damselchelle 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:32

grape drink.

skitzofreniks 5

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:09

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

docscientist 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:34

KKK huh...

KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:21

killuminati

KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:21

killuminati

Predental 5

Sunday 1 May 2011 11:14

wtf？

KILLA_KALI_KUSHh 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:21

killuminati

GodinezXC 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:22

Daerauko 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:35

hell no not fyl. it's totally her fault for going in appearantly less than 15min to closing time. women need to stop going to tanning beds. moat are already hot. that and I find some tan lines a lil weird.

FMLandurstoo 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:25

you were so hot so the smoke detector went off

06tc 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 11:33

or possibly not attractive which is why they forgot about her

kaity111 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 14:31

or so baked from tanning that they thought you were a monster and evacuated the gym

Ihatethesenames 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:27

"alright Tom let's close up" "wat about the girl in the tanning booth" "screw her lets go to mc donalds"

wayham22 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:28

I guess it's proof that fake baking is ridiculous

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 1 May 2011 14:40

ikr

thebestof1984 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:32

I would demand a free membership for life for the hassle you went thru!

ironwords 8

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:14

it's called finding a way out

ambowew 7

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:35

if you had gotten a really dark tan you could have just closed your eyes and blended into the wall until you have an opportunity to leg it.

dre_bro11 12

Sunday 1 May 2011 14:23

Leg what? She did nothing wrong.

ambowew 7

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:28

It would bring more excitement than walking to the door and raging at the security when they arrive. You can instead put your ninja skills to good use and hey, if you're caught, you have a plausible excuse.