Miscellaneous: Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no...

By Tara - 01/05/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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By explosivepeach - 30/05/2015 01:34 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML

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By fihifgni210 - 20/05/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML

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By Sweeney - 20/05/2009 17:54 - United States

Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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Gym culture

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML

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Bad day

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 23:00

Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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wayham22 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:28

I guess it's proof that fake baking is ridiculous

FMLandurstoo 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:25

you were so hot so the smoke detector went off

Comments

shannonreneee 11

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:58

72, how is stating medical theories making them "retarded". You can't even form a sentence, let alone have the right to comment on their intellectual abilities. It's generally common knowledge that all styles of uv tanning can increase (not cause) skin cancer. Stop being a dumb ass.

kh8975 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:26

this kind of remind me of final destination 3 except you didn't burn to death.

Octwo 16

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:27

Who'd have thought that along with the other potentially cancer causing practices, people still haven't given up crying and trying to ridicule others into not using tanning beds because of the health issues? I guess the kiddies need something after giving up their crusade on smoking. I'll also mention before I get kiddy-raged at, I neither drink, tan, or smoke.

marshmallowmouse 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:30

you went tanning at closing time?

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:38

sue them for doing that and then go somewhere else for your tanning

dheinzen2 1

Sunday 1 May 2011 17:55

that's there falt not yours I don't get why people always say u deserve it

abouttowed 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:02

steal stuff!

madamsatine2008 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:05

what's she gonna do?? put a treadmill in her back pocket?

tekinzdudez 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:02

op the sun is there for a reason

Leftieswillrule 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:32

ydi for tanning

TraceCase_ 19

Sunday 1 May 2011 18:37

Except the alarm started going off so the police were undoubtedly on the way. Plus, most places have security cameras. Nowadays, that fantasy (definitely comes from 80's movies and maybe an old episode of Saved by the Bell) just would never work out. You'd end up with criminal charges against you and an embarrassing video on YouTube.