Miscellaneous: Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no...

By Tara - 01/05/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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By explosivepeach - 30/05/2015 01:34 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML

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By fihifgni210 - 20/05/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML

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By Sweeney - 20/05/2009 17:54 - United States

Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2021 23:00

Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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Sunday 1 May 2011 9:28

I guess it's proof that fake baking is ridiculous

FMLandurstoo 9

Sunday 1 May 2011 9:25

you were so hot so the smoke detector went off

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MuffyStJacques 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:02

Should have saved some skin cells and left early.

fatgirllovesfml 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:05

why tanning!! it causes skin cancer! why do u even need that shit. people nowadays are more into looks than anything else, what is this world coming too;(

ollie179 21

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:07

WANTED: The Tanned Thief.

Jrefinne 7

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:10

Ydi for thinking that being tan makes you more attractive.

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:16

YDI for tanning. Say hello to Mela when you meet her. You know... Mela Noma.

cldean24 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:46

That is a terrible joke. It makes me want to bake myself in a tanning bed until I cook from the inside out because it was so bad.

robbiboyo 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:19

sue.

sephoraprincess 7

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:41

guys don't hate on her for tanning. I mean it's not healthy and I don't do it, but it's pretty normal and not a big deal.

ceinaworus 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 10:53

well the alarms already going off, might aswell steal some shit and run like hell!!!

yaer 4

Sunday 1 May 2011 11:16

because it makes her look better... some people prefer life short and exiting and don't care about cancer or other diseases! they smoke drink and have sex without protection! welcome in the real world!

wrigglezeus 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 11:54

I nearly had that happen to me. I was in the storeroom where the computer was suddenly all the lights went off. I walked out and heard the alarm go off. I saw my dad locking up and pounded on the door. never seen anyone jump like that lol.