Miscellaneous: Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history....

By alealovespurple - 16/08/2009 20:04 - Canada

Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2014 17:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

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By b…… - 28/09/2023 22:00

Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML

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By missyoudad. - 31/08/2010 07:54 - Australia

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

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Nostradamus

By Clueless - 14/05/2011 23:35 - United States

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my 4 year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By blah - 15/08/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML

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By Jayanka - 03/05/2018 05:00

Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 04:44 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML

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By auraya1985 - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

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Privacy violation

By privacy! - 02/05/2021 08:02

Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML

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Shrimpeh 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:47

YDI for snooping. Give her some space -- she's growing up. ...On the other hand, though, FYL because of what you found.

callargh 0

Monday 17 August 2009 1:50

More like FHL for having you snoop through her history. I bet you've got plenty of stuff you wouldn't want her to see.

Comments

Poepiepiesie 3

Sunday 21 November 2010 15:10

Well you don't sound like a nice trusting parent do you?

Starhling 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 7:33

That's a bit dramatic. The kid searching up on Google for excuses for getting away from her dad doesn't mean she hates him and is going to go out and have sex and get pregnant.

BrassKnucklez69 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 6:31

that's what yuhh get fer looking thru her shitt

robinhoodexe 7

Tuesday 12 April 2011 20:58

idiot...

amandrinoranges 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 17:56

shes lucky to have a dad Like u. I wish I could spend time with my dad. but he said to stay the **** out if his life just because he has to pay my moms lawyer fees.. I didn't do nothing to him... just because in related to my mom he doesn't want anything to do with me...