By blah - 15/08/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
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dickydickman 0

at least you don't gotta worry about her getting pregnant

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Ilawlatu 2

My sister told my family she was bisexual a few weeks back. First thing my dad said was "That is hot."

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GameStreet 0

Hahaha that sucks.....btw FIRST

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ilovetylerseguin 0

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CowOven 7

She could have lied about being straight for the rest of her life or come out.

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Iamnotmyself 17

Exactly, I see no problem with this, at least it wasn't the way my parents found out.... Let's say Gary wasn't allowed in the house anymore.

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flockz 19

really Iamnotmyself? who the **** is Gary you lying *****.

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LiveLaughFML 10

no. i took one of those quizzes like 1 year ago. I'm supposed to be married to Justin Bieber right now (in June, 2011) and have a baby girl named Madison.

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Iamnotmyself 17

-21 I was young and innocent! I thought all normal 16 year olds wanted anal! Turns out it was just me.

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LiveLaughFML 10

flockz, don't you already know? Iamnotmyself is a two timing hoe. haha, that threesome I was considering? forget about it now.

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Iamnotmyself 17

-27 NO! Ive changed! I promise it was one time!

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LiveLaughFML 10

#32 how can I be sure? x3

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dickydickman 0

at least you don't gotta worry about her getting pregnant

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genesisnirvana 11

You gotta admit though,that is one unique way to come out.

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DisturbedFacade 0

Wow that sucks also first! But being **** isnt bad I'm bi

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Blackmail111 9

This isn't an FML wow you homophobic

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ObeseKitten 0

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MCVelvet1497 3

Did you take the quiz?

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Glitterhinoceros 14

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ariannaa_fml 17

You shoulda took the test to see who was the bigger lesbian.

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Ilawlatu 2

My sister told my family she was bisexual a few weeks back. First thing my dad said was "That is hot."

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KiddNYC1O 20

Well tell MacKenzie to be careful around dad.

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KaintukeeBob 13

Why? There's been no hurtful speech, no insults being slung, no slurs being uttered. What I've seen so far is fairly tame jokes, outpourings of respect for the daughter for coming out, and fairly gentle admonitions of the mother for not seeming to be someone the daughter could tell face-to-face. The simple fact that a comment thread includes discussions of sexuality and sexual orientation does NOT mean it needs to be closed. Edit: This was supposed to be in reply to the comment below about comments being closed 'any moment now'.

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glitterhell 5

That's so ******* creepy.

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Ambient_One 15

Maybe sitting down face to face was too hard. I hate doing that, it's so uncomfortable.

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alphabetsoup1234 13

I'd be disturbed if my family thought it was hot. But then, I don't think my family cares about my sexuality...or least I haven't heard anyone complain.

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