Today I went to a convenience store to buy something, after receiving... - FML

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By letzki - 04/05/2017 02:10

Today I went to a convenience store to buy something, after receiving only $2 dollars back after giving him 5$ I was stunned, I asked " the papers are $3!?!?" He replied "oh right $3.50" as he proceeded to take back the $2 and give me back $1.50...FML

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