Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was... - FML

By SOTS4335 - 16/05/2015 22:16 - United States - Maumelle

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

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SOTS4335 5

Monday 18 May 2015 4:26

OP here. Two of my sisters actually ended up beating the shit out of my now ex-girlfriend and moving me and my kids in with them. Kinda hard to defend yourself when you have muscular dystrophy and you spend most of your day in a wheelchair. But Thank GOD I'm done with that psycho-bitch. And **** those assholes at that therapy session.

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JuliaaNoelle 26

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:07

I hate double standards. Abuse is abuse no matter what gender you are. Sorry OP :/

Doctor_W_H_O 18

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:08

I hate when people think males can't be absurd

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Eco93 10

Monday 18 May 2015 20:14

double standard bullshit go back to that group and every time someone says something just say daym straight your man beat you for that Shit.

SaturnCheese 5

Monday 18 May 2015 22:18

I am so, so sorry OP. Double-standards are completely unfair, this is no laughing matter. I think it's brave of you to try and go to counseling. I'm so happy that you managed to get yourself and the kids away from her! Please, PLEASE stay safe, I'll be rooting for you!

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