Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and...

By notaprossie - 03/02/2010 08:42 - South Africa

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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By iliveformystery - 31/10/2014 15:56 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML

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By meegs - 17/10/2010 00:31 - Canada

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a pineapple. As it turned out, the theme was "tropical", not "tropical fruit". Everyone else was in Hawaiian shirts while I stood there looking fruity. FML

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By P Rogers Nelson - 12/10/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML

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By Shawna - 02/01/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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By jking2z - 13/03/2015 22:39 - United States

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

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pjfromok 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:11

Why would you go to a "dress up" party and not dress up??? They are going to assume you are dressed up. Fail.

jillian_xx 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:12

pretty sure they gave that same thing to everyone. big ******* deal. not a FML or a YDI.

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pu13 5

Sunday 25 April 2010 23:43

or maybe just a slutty pirate. argh feel my booty

My2864 1

Friday 7 May 2010 19:34

you like dressing like a pirate ? jkin im... jkin xD

Namenlos_fml 20

Wednesday 12 May 2010 23:15

Oh, shut up. You got a free drink

yukonesian 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 7:22

why would you not dress up?! costume parties are the best!!!

Jbiebs82 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 22:00

Your just supposted to get one. It doesn't matter

cellerbeck 4

Sunday 20 June 2010 7:49

I see what you did there

jacetopia96 1

Tuesday 31 August 2010 0:08

Well you shouldn't of gone, if you didn't dress up. YDI

MizzKrista 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:17

I'm pretty sure the vouchers were ore made n they jus handed u one knowing u didn't dress up.. think About it.

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 5:12

If they only handed them out to people who dressed up, it would suck to be the guy handing them out. How many times did he get bitched out by slutty-looking girls in this exact situation?