Bad women's anatomy

By RazorBumps - 16/12/2009 05:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
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Ducati45 0

ouch! i hate that, steal his shaving cream, use moisturiser and don't scratch :) What an idiot though...wait to **** block himself!

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baby_gurl2405 0

haha stop shaving and let him see what happens then :P

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lickmyjock 0

First, and dump him? Or admit you have the herpes.

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lickmyjock 0

YAY I GOT FIRST! OMG OMG OMG OMG THE PRESSURE! NEVER BEEN FIRST BEFORE! YIPPY YAYAYAYAYAYAY!

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coldplaylive2003 0

Why are you shaving your face?

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Pmm368 5

read it again, OP isn't shaving her face, she's shaving her crotch.

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dudeitsdanny 9

"facial and bodily acne problem" #6 is being ironic. If one of them is razor bumps, then the other must be, too. Since she doesn't shave, then it's crotch acne. Gets it? I confoosed myself. =D

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Ducati45 0

ouch! i hate that, steal his shaving cream, use moisturiser and don't scratch :) What an idiot though...wait to **** block himself!

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MsShayeShaye 0

Don't go against the grain! Idk where I heard that phrase. It's supposed to be for men shaving there face I think but it works for everything

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baby_gurl2405 0

haha stop shaving and let him see what happens then :P

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SillyPoop 0

I laughed so hard! So true...grow a bush! He'll like that better. Get a better razor and moisturizer for sensitive skin. Ouch. Crotch acne...wow...what a dumb ass...hahaha

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xX504DBXx 0

the dude would most likely shit himself. for the sake of your boyfriend. and him most likely telling his friends. do not grow a bush.

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jarlaxle1138 3

A lot of guys like that, I don't know what you're talking about.

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sweetsweetway 0

wax instead of shaving! it's more painful, but lasts longer and it won't give you nasty bumps. also, dump your boyfriend. what a jerk

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thebestofboth 20

You can get ingrown hairs from that, which is actually more gross.

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AntiChrist7 0

Don't date morons. YDI

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DynamicDave 11

Is it just me or have there been a lot of FMLs about acne in the last few days? Is it a winter thing?

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peroxideprincess 0

OP's from Florida they don't have winter in Florida...

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Rayn4u_fml 0

I was led to believe all the FMLs were hair related lately: first the guy who complains about a girlfriend hairier than him, then a girl complaining about her boyfriend wondering if girls possess armpit hair, and now a guy who’s ignorant regarding the effects of hair removal. All of this leading me to one conclusion: the OPs are all prepubescent morons (unfortunately finally have to agree with AntiChrist7) who are dating… prepubescent morons.

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pegasus77 0

Yeah, Florida sucks like that. I get terribly sick when the weather changes on and off. Why can't it stay one season? Anyways. OP, hes an idiot, don't let it get to you.

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beethoven_fml 0

people see an FML and it reminds them of something similar that happened to them, so there tend to be trends.

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niadanac1 3

Crotchne is even hotter than bacne, chestne and arme all rolled into one. Yum yum.

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schhichick 14

I think you mean Ya Nastee

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whoisthisgirl 4

you, my good sir are stupid. razor bumps do occur while one shaves. it has nothing to do how often one showers.

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