Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and...

By notaprossie - 03/02/2010 08:42 - South Africa

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML

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By meegs - 17/10/2010 00:31 - Canada

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

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By Shawna - 02/01/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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By nerd - 03/03/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML

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By jking2z - 13/03/2015 22:39 - United States

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

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pjfromok 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:11

Why would you go to a "dress up" party and not dress up??? They are going to assume you are dressed up. Fail.

jillian_xx 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:12

pretty sure they gave that same thing to everyone. big ******* deal. not a FML or a YDI.

Comments

__ChR1s__ 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 18:36

Don't get this...Why didn't you dress up to go to a dress up party? Also they probably handed them out to everyone, if not you need new clothes haha

musiclife_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 18:56

you got a free drink and you're COMPLAINING?!?!?! über YDI

ALegitNinja 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 19:00

52 looks like the Situation from Jersey Shore. You didn't accidently fist pump someone in the face, right?

pischrena 1

Wednesday 3 February 2010 19:04

that's what you get for wearing an eye patch.

Mustakrakish 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:18

Am I the only one reminded of Howard from The Big Bang Theory in that episode where he wore the eyepatch to the bar?

kbaker90 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 19:06

Do you dress like a pirate every day? AWESOME!

kamkak 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 19:13

ydi for either always dressing like a prostitute or a pirate...or a pirate prostitute

FTWIBY 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 19:20

Are you really insecure? or just stupid? They didnt make vouchers for those who didnt dress up and they are most likely not going to exclude someone. YDI FT efftard