By notaprossie - 03/02/2010 08:42 - South Africa

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML
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pjfromok 0

Why would you go to a "dress up" party and not dress up??? They are going to assume you are dressed up. Fail.

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jillian_xx 0

pretty sure they gave that same thing to everyone. big ******* deal. not a FML or a YDI.

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ravensunnyd 0

so they thought you were a *****

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Tripout 0

SSSSSOOOOOOOOOO...............how much a night?

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lickmyjock 0

south Africa? aren't you guys still in loin cloths and stuff?

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devilishD 0

so what? you look like a ***** who dresses funny. you already knew that.

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VenomByte 1

So which are you the pirate or prostitute? Hold it, if you combine the two that makes you the "Prostate" right?

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darkmis1 17

They were probably handing that out to everyone who shower up.

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CheshireWolf 0

I'm wondering bdid they think u were sa pirate or a prostitute???

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perdix 29

They thought that you were such a geek that you undoubtedly pirated music and movies online. And don't get your panties in a twist--bars are in the business of finding any excuse to "lubricate" women. You might even become doable around closing time. :D

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