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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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Probably for the best

By Anonymous - 22/05/2023 15:00 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML

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By UnhappilyUnemployed - 16/06/2014 22:49 - United States - Madison

Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

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By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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Doormat hazard

By Little man - 18/01/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Fred - 26/05/2011 06:00 - Canada

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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By OhNo. - 27/07/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:53

Now your interviewers are going to see the black eyes on both of their candidates and come to the only logical conclusion: start a fight club.

SandyBella 17

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:54

Poor thing! Hey, on the bright side, you get another laugh out if it.

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Slimma 20

Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:11

Man that had to be one extremely clean door. Give the person that cleaned it a raise.

ThePaperDragon 31

Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:19

I would much rather hit a glass door than a ceiling of the same material. I hope the interview went well!

twodotgirl 8

Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:25

Karma

slyde32 12

Wednesday 13 August 2014 13:24

karma? op helped the guy up, where did this karma come from?

Ilikepie82479 20

Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:33

That is hilarious

cinskeep43 15

Wednesday 13 August 2014 5:01

you were in a windex commercial??

jphill2012 11

Wednesday 13 August 2014 5:01

hope you got his number

wassuploves 16

Wednesday 13 August 2014 5:11

Windex Game too strong

Kn0wledge123 21

Wednesday 13 August 2014 6:07

That's happened to me on numerous occasions. You'll laugh it off soon enough OP. No worries

OhFuck_WHYME 8

Wednesday 13 August 2014 6:13

was the job an acting part for the windex commecials? cause i think you two nailed it

JKPwnage 27

Wednesday 13 August 2014 6:22

Hope you had another good laugh about it! (Preferably WITH your interviewer, so they know what happened)

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