Love: Today, I went to a local Asian restaurant where this adorable...

By Talented73 - 20/07/2016 02:54 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went to a local Asian restaurant where this adorable Japanese girl works as a server. We had formed a friendship and I was hoping for something more, but I decided to play "hard-to-get" for the last couple of weeks. When I went there today, the place was closed. Permanently. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By VHBJ - 16/06/2015 16:13 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

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By foreverAlone - 04/04/2016 19:40 - United States - Chesapeake Beach

Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML

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By Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

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By fezhafeez - 23/02/2016 19:26 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML

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By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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By ringhider - 08/10/2010 16:55 - France

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

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By xpxp2002 - 27/05/2009 09:48 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML

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UmmOkThen 31

Wednesday 20 July 2016 16:07

Hah, this is why you don't play games. YDI

NYM88 26

Wednesday 20 July 2016 16:09

And she played the ultimate "hard-to-get". FYL

Comments

ezrajab 22

Thursday 21 July 2016 4:38

Never play those kind of games! YDI op

dragoongirl90 34

Thursday 21 July 2016 12:19

Okay, children, this is a lesson. There is no dating game. Only kids play games. Adults are clear about what they want.

SUN_lover 19

Thursday 21 July 2016 16:03

Looks like it's going to get harder to find her in the first place. FYL

caggybandicoot 34

Thursday 21 July 2016 16:48

Next time, maybe say something instead of playing games. YDI, dude.

meeju 14

Friday 22 July 2016 6:44

Not until you've secured some information at least. Cause why regret later?

criley221 19

Friday 22 July 2016 19:00

Post in "Missed Connections" on your city's craiglist page! :) Hope you find them OP!

clair_brodie 35

Saturday 23 July 2016 7:34

If you like someone, don't be coy. That is irritating. Maybe had you not played hard to get she would have told you it was closing and you could have got her number.

ScarlettVixen_fml 5

Saturday 23 July 2016 19:46

So, if someone isn't playing hard to get does that mean they're easy? I feel like there should be some middle ground between these two extremes...

mei_esther 12

Tuesday 26 July 2016 5:15

have you try ask the neighbourhood regarding the place and whereabouts?

Catdragon 40

Wednesday 27 July 2016 6:09

If a guy tries to play hard to get for me, I move on. I'm not wasting my damn time on that dumb shit, just be honest how you feel about me. Same in reverse. I'm not gonna waste a guys time by leading him on, playing hard to get, etc. I will tell him straight up. I never understood why people feel the need to play games or test people.