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While it may not have worked in this case because you had to be close to your son, I've learned you dive deep into the pool to release it if you can't get out in time.
This shouldn't be downvoted?...
Um. I kinda do.
It's generally a rule of thumb not to fart in the pool for this reason.
What is she supposed to do? Jump out of the pool, let out a big, wet-sounding fart on the deck in front of everyone and then jump back in? I think everyone would've called her the fart monster at that point.
Clench her cheeks.
People fart, why do you care? Should have just laughed it off and chased your sin around, threatening to fart on him. Now if you shit yourself in a pool, then you'd have a problem fart monster.
^^son
Be thankful there were not any floaties. Couldn't imagine a worse public swimming situation than over trusting a toot in a pool.
That's why you don't fart in pools.
This sounds very embarrasing so fyl. Also on a side note why is everyone getting downvoted?
Should have started roaring and tossing kids like Godzilla!
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It's generally a rule of thumb not to fart in the pool for this reason.
This sounds very embarrasing so fyl. Also on a side note why is everyone getting downvoted?