Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first...

By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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By nikto - 03/06/2011 01:01

Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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Whassup?

By Anonymous - 26/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML

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By Aintnosunshine - 31/12/2008 03:48 - France

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

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By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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NEXT!

By Kristie - 03/07/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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Rozza17 29

Sunday 22 December 2013 12:10

Hey, you were at a bar. The person was probably just mega pissed

UnluckyGenius 21

Sunday 22 December 2013 12:12

Maybe he was laughing at himself for wrongly believing he stood a chance with you.

Comments

grunt_fml 17

Tuesday 24 December 2013 2:57

I bet he was only laughing because the idea, that such a beauty needs to resort to speed dating, felt so incredibly ridiculous.

commandercolbert 6

Tuesday 24 December 2013 6:12

either he was there just to be a troll and **** around.. or hes just sick in the head..either way hes fuckkedd

Mary_victor 3

Tuesday 24 December 2013 20:35

maybe you're just THAT sexy that the person instantly knew that they were so out of your league. you must be the BOMB.

paparoachgirl 6

Tuesday 24 December 2013 22:34

Anyone at the same event, for the same reason has no right to judge your looks so cruelly. Don't worry o.p you wouldn't want a dicknozzle like that anyways. they obviously lack the maturity an adult should have.

AgentPlatypus73 8

Thursday 2 January 2014 7:54

That's awful. You deserve someone much less shallow.

amisenho 11

Monday 6 January 2014 17:40

I dunno. Anything that ties "bar" and "potential romance" together is bound to be disappointing in the end. You'll find awesome people at charity drives and marathons, though. But whatever floats your boat!