Today, I went to a music festival with a friend who had a little... - FML

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By GI2017 - 26/04/2017 21:00 - France - Paris

Today, I went to a music festival with a friend who had a little too much to drink. Wanting to avoid him being excluded, I asked him to calm down, but started yelling and the police had to intervene. I was the one who got kicked out of the festival. FML

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Denise Flores 4

Wednesday 26 April 2017 22:47

Looks like you were the one that needed to calm down

awildwhisper 30

Wednesday 26 April 2017 21:03

Don't invite him to anymore festivals...

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awildwhisper 30

Wednesday 26 April 2017 21:03

Don't invite him to anymore festivals...

Denise Flores 4

Wednesday 26 April 2017 22:47

Looks like you were the one that needed to calm down

HappyItalian 38

Wednesday 26 April 2017 23:33

Yeah I think there's a little more to this FML that OP left out.. Just seems a little irrational

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