Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired...

By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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Dancing With The Stares

By Travolta - 20/05/2019 02:13

Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML

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Costume parties are the worst

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

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By Travolta - 14/08/2011 04:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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By jking2z - 13/03/2015 22:39 - United States

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

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Soul Train

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 06:00

Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML

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Nice disguise

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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justmethough 8

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:07

Just go with it..

TehShowstopper 6

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:09

you dont tell them that though

Comments

hahayourafag 0

Friday 11 May 2012 19:03

Your, hilarious!

paigeamassey 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:52

YOLO!

Lilybugg16 5

Saturday 12 May 2012 22:29

Wow that's special

HyperSquirrel 8

Sunday 13 May 2012 5:57

" 'cause this is thriller!!" lol that was my first thought after reading this XD

VivaLaDork 2

Tuesday 15 May 2012 4:35

Its ok...I can't dance worth a piece of shit either...

SynysterNero 20

Wednesday 17 April 2013 15:29

Time for dance lessons?

TDWPForDayz 9

Thursday 27 June 2013 6:40

Go along ffs people will never even know you are really bad at dancing and you're also making people's night so nothing is bad :)

SaintJimmy21 19

Thursday 5 September 2013 21:54

F* why, you rocked! :D

Marine1775 14

Sunday 2 March 2014 18:24

Were you in the thriller video?

cjblue 8

Saturday 16 August 2014 14:53

O_O

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