By theyarefarapart - 09/05/2011 07:05

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
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YacL 15

Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.

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denbeste 3

Oprah? in that case YDI!

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denbeste 3

25 - Exactly! Oprah is stil in school. *shivers* poor people that see that alien thing...

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Ryan0510 0

Someone needs sunglasses.

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AlwaySunny 0

At least they do it "affectionately"

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sloppyflow 1

like James Morrison? well he is cute

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sailorzoe 14

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES?! haha

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YANKS2728 0

It's ok Jason I still like you no matter what email me at [email protected]

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Mustardnight 3

i know that feel bro, they call me the boy with the really large penis...

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snowdrift 6

haha, aww its okay. dont worry.. lmao(;

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m0tl3ycru3 0

just pay someone $10.00 an hour to push them back in when they start drifting apart.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

would it not be easier just to say "the kid with a big head"?

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Brandnewuser 0

maybe he's not a retard,,, but a hammerhead shark!!

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Brandnewuser 0

maybe he's not a retard,,, but a hammerhead shark!!

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LolMoqz 10

i see what you did there :3

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briidontgive_ 0

Lmao the image that this gave me

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FarSide 22

Why is OP a retard? You are a cold sumbish.

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j_cat187 19

meth is bad for u try injecting yoursef with heroin/ boat cleaner

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Blueglasscup 18

Oh god that's a riot. Don't worry OP sometimes I refer to myself as the kid who can't see her pupils.

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WiderWille 11

You are a girl withot a mirror? I'm highly confused

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Blueglasscup 18

Nope my eyes are just a really dark shade of brown that I can't see them 80% of the time.

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scrapmetal58 9

They are in the middle of your eyes. :) Cheers!

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Anbuntou 8

I know what you mean, I can't see my pupils majority of the time unless I shine a really bright light at them. But dark eyes add a little bit of mystery, that's what I say :p

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missL1z 5

It is not THAT bad. Some kids had it worst in school, so suck it up.

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techweed 12

and that is bad because.....? I mean seriously doesn't that mean that you can see to your right and left at the same time?

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SnailJamsss 6

Haha. That's funny. It happens. My classmates called me 'the girl who hangs out with amanda'

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