Money: Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95....

By Still Dry - 18/08/2010 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By Someone - 16/04/2014 00:20 - Canada - Windsor

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 22:46 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, while at work, I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending two hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML

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By crissy becks - 05/08/2012 22:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML

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By Reallynotthatfat - 04/08/2023 00:02 - Germany - Gross-Bieberau

Today, I arrived at a cheap but nice hotel. I normally couldn't pay for it, but it was only slightly more expensive than camping, so I decided to treat myself. Ten minutes after arriving, I felt dizzy while standing in the bathroom, sat down on the toilet, and broke the lid almost in half. It'll cost me 50 euros extra. FML

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By Etown - 12/08/2018 06:00 - United States - Evansville

Today, a friend texted me to get a ticket and go to a theme park with her tomorrow. I bought a ticket and didn't hear from her until 5 hours later to say she was sorry, but she doesn't think she'll be going. It was $65 and non refundable. FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By Broke as a joke - 04/05/2019 04:00

Today, I received the bill for my trip to the ER months ago. Almost $1000 for a quick 2.5 hour stay, only to find out that I had bad gas from drinking far too much of the seltzer I had bought on sale. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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melijoonam 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 9:32

I agree with 7. if that was the case and they didn't refund you for a glitch in their system, there would be a LOT of angry,complaining park-goers. lol

TNB_xACiDiC 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 9:21

haha that sucks!!! :P was the soda at least a dr. pepper ;) haha

Comments

cademj 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 14:33

Demand a raincheck.....thats what I do..... :)

HeretoBlame 3

Wednesday 18 August 2010 14:42

there is a better deal like a month ago when i went to buy a $10 bottle and unlimited refill...my friends split the money with me and we def made the most out of it.

HeretoBlame 3

Wednesday 18 August 2010 14:42

there is a better deal like a month ago when i went to buy a $10 bottle and unlimited refill...my friends split the money with me and we def made the most out of it.

jhartfo 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 14:52

you should have asked for your money back

DeadWindstrider 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 15:19

I just want to chime in here and say "BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED!"

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 18 August 2010 15:43

YDI for going to a water park. YDI for being outdoors. YDI for drinking soda. YDI for sparking a lame-ass conversation about which soda is best. YDI for clogging the cleaning system by taking a massive dump over the wave pool. YDI for spending so much money.

menschmaschine5 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 16:08

why would you drink soda when you're thirsty? You lose more water digesting it than you gain from drinking it.

kittiexrawrz 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 16:26

they didn't give you a "rain check" or a refund? I would have made a scene... lol

airforce987 20

Wednesday 18 August 2010 16:33

damn! $3.72 for a soda? what a rip-off!!

AlexisSilver 10

Wednesday 18 August 2010 17:13

wow. that REALLY sucks.

AlexisSilver 10

Wednesday 18 August 2010 17:53

wait a minute, I was at that park! and for all you questioners out there, there was a sign that said no refunds, and 2 big scary security guards under the sign. they probably wouldnt have believed OP if they told. so back off, haters!