Let's hope the cameraman (or guest, whatever) edits that out...it would suck even more if the guy recording was related to the maid of honor. But you shouldn't be talking bad about people....

Out of curiosity, what was the speech, OP? Maybe what the maid of honor says might not be important to you, but has some sort of inside meaning for the bride/groom. Ever think of that?

your mom should show some respect eh?

YDI for having a mom.

How do you have time to complain about the lameness of a "three-sentence speech?" The first sentence is usually some predictable pleasantries, so you can decide that the remainder is lame and discuss it with your mom, all within two sentences? Definitely with a three-minute speech you could have a such a discussion and maybe during a three-paragraph speech (A three-hour speech would have seen a massive uptick of FML's), but this idea of taking about the speech in the duration you mentioned is impossible.

Ouch, everyone is so critical. I can relate OP, I was recently at a wedding where the maid of honor got up and literally said one sentence, she clearly did not want to say anything, and I must say the whole family poked fun of her lame lack of speech. It's not like the OP was being super cruel and saying vulgar things about the maid of honor, just poking a bit of fun. You all act like you wouldn't have made a comment, whether during or after if you were listening to something like that. Or at least thought the comment in your head.

And maybe that's where the thought should have stayed- in their heads. People deserve it when they get caught talking shit. YDI for being catty bitches.

Don't most people complain AFTER the wedding?

yeah! i agree with #21!

Would be an interesting time to talk about the sex habits of the couple being married.