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Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
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sensoon15 7

put the dog in her bed and let it shit and piss everywhere. "the dog sitter didn't do her job. next time you do it."

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A7X_LoVeee 10

The ****? I don't know what's worse..the fact that they all went without you or how she referred to you as the dog sitter. Who wants to vote?

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marinus_fml 19

Could have been worse.They could have left you home just for the hell of it.

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salvorican 24

Urkele's wearing a gameboy... wtf?

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MrSassypants 33

It's not Urkele. Look closer. I'm on my iPod so I click the picture and make it larger. It is definently not Urkele.

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MizzErikaHart 8

it's practically urkele.

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MrSassypants 33

Okay back to the FML or a reply to #1 people before our comments get deleted.

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DocBastard 38

I haven't brought it out in a while, but I have to put this comment through the Idiot-English translation engine. "Did you molest the doggie?" That's much better...yet the comment still makes no sense.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Oh shit. So that's what 27 said.

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ocpanther 0

where do you work out you're in shape

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XXizzlerXX 0

lol I love how the topic changes :)

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ella868 0

your face looks funny in the pic! d;

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sensoon15 7

put the dog in her bed and let it shit and piss everywhere. "the dog sitter didn't do her job. next time you do it."

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MrSassypants 33

Well guessing by OP's name he might have already had that idea. 8)

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mejiiaa 0

look on the bright side , you can have a party and do whatever you want .

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smellymellyy 7

54 that photo is seriously fake :/ especially as your about me is simply 'poop'..

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A7X_LoVeee 10

The ****? I don't know what's worse..the fact that they all went without you or how she referred to you as the dog sitter. Who wants to vote?

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enonymous 8

The part where he doesn't realize the liquor cabinet is open and they are home alone with only a dog to look after. I would have bought a skywriter announcing that party

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Otherhats 20

Like for the family going on vacation without OP.

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StormGirl142 24

That is messed up.

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johnson94 5

must be the Ginger step-child!

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FreebirdIII 1

Someone was adopted.

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MikalaHart 4

I get the sense that your family doesn't like you very much...

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nickdunbar 8

That really sucks, just for that let the dogs loose on the house

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NecroParade 3

Wouldn't it be a shame if some of their electronics etc got chewed up and peed on? That would be so unfortunate for them. Oh well, food for thought.

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rebekahah 7

you probably opted out of the vacation to watch all their pets, but still, fyl because they weren't very grateful.

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obnum 19

ur family is mean. why did u stay to take care of their pets anyway?

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