Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on...

By taylortotscx - 27/05/2012 17:15 - United States - Ocala

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

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Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By FishStampede - 16/05/2009 12:11 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML

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By jreed509 - 03/07/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By bobra - 21/10/2019 12:00

Today, I decided to face my fears and go on my first upside-down ride. Unfortunately for me, the two men in front of me had chosen to eat before the ride and I walked off with bits of strawberry and bacon in my hair, my clothes drenched in whitish fluid, not to mention the stench. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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TheGewt 7

Monday 28 May 2012 1:05

Don't wear white clothes to a water park.

zingline89 18

Monday 28 May 2012 1:09

Now everyone can see your Busch

Comments

xAlwayzHI 5

Monday 28 May 2012 4:09

Thats hot

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 28 May 2012 4:14

Removing your bra and underwear would have solved that problem.

l23VIVE 17

Monday 28 May 2012 7:50

I like the way you're thinking

silvergaze 1

Wednesday 30 May 2012 9:27

I saw what you did there

alycion 38

Monday 28 May 2012 4:27

Oh Tampa Bay has seen a lot worse. Just last week some guy ran into 7-11 wearing nothing but a see through thong. Cheer up. :)

Obvious8 3

Monday 28 May 2012 4:31

Your bra and underwear is the same as a bikini. You wouldn't be crying if people saw you in a bikini.

PlaySpades 21

Monday 28 May 2012 5:24

I say you deserve it for buying such ridiculous underwear in the first place.

RetroMom 0

Monday 28 May 2012 6:05

that sounds like piss poor planning on your part

FMLsAreAwesome 0

Monday 28 May 2012 6:16

Pics or it didn't happen.

thatoneguy79 10

Monday 28 May 2012 6:23

At least you can think of it this way; whenever someone asks you if you are having fun at the park, you can simply show them your underwear. Saves you from having to answer the same question over and over and over and... And be glad you weren't wearing your 6 Flags undies. They may have thought you were an under cover agent.