Miscellaneous: Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on...

By taylortotscx - 27/05/2012 17:15 - United States - Ocala

Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By DwarvenWalrus - 16/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By FishStampede - 16/05/2009 12:11 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML

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By jreed509 - 03/07/2011 05:25 - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By bobra - 21/10/2019 12:00

Today, I decided to face my fears and go on my first upside-down ride. Unfortunately for me, the two men in front of me had chosen to eat before the ride and I walked off with bits of strawberry and bacon in my hair, my clothes drenched in whitish fluid, not to mention the stench. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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TheGewt 7

Monday 28 May 2012 1:05

Don't wear white clothes to a water park.

zingline89 18

Monday 28 May 2012 1:09

Now everyone can see your Busch

Comments

sambudd14 2

Tuesday 29 May 2012 1:16

Unlucky...for you ;)

raykyogrou0 4

Tuesday 29 May 2012 3:07

aww i havent been to busch gardens since i was 9 lol

ravenevercross 19

Tuesday 29 May 2012 3:55

Kinda hot. Wish I was there to see you.

KelseaTheHero123 4

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:02

So I totally think I saw you...

chels1994 11

Tuesday 29 May 2012 5:38

I've never even been to Busch Gardens...it could be worse... besides, underwear and bikinis are basically the same thing anyway.

melrose90210 10

Tuesday 29 May 2012 6:01

That's some interesting underwear

rldrship 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 6:18

Let me know next time ahead of time so I could remind u of ur past

rocketiquette 20

Tuesday 29 May 2012 15:44

So what were you wearing exactly...? Like any normal person I'd wear a tshirt and jean shorts... Were you in all white?? Le fail for not thinking that through if you were.