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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 20:45 - United States - Clay City

Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML

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By Triedtobecool - 06/04/2009 02:22 - Canada

Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:12 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML

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Sting operation

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year-old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

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Sting

By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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By Noname - 22/02/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

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By Marty - 10/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Irving

Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML

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Humblebrag in disguise

By samantha - 23/06/2020 02:02

Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 17:25 - Belgium

Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML

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Sobering

By Imnotfromhere - 13/06/2021 16:01

Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Andrew - 24/11/2011 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML

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stuner56 22

Tuesday 24 July 2012 2:51

If you are that dumb, you don't need beer

BigMatt803 18

Tuesday 24 July 2012 2:50

I guess next time you'll try using it on an ugly cashier. YDI

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mrkck 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 4:52

Maybe you shouldn't have a fake ID if you don't know how to use it.

miss_sqwert 19

Tuesday 24 July 2012 4:52

Glad I live in nz our drinking age is 18

metalwolf 17

Tuesday 24 July 2012 4:59

Save those brain cells, sounds like you might be killing off a few too many with alcohol already.

cordelay98 10

Tuesday 24 July 2012 5:20

hmmm....that sounds like YDI

AznSamoan52 10

Tuesday 24 July 2012 5:33

What is the world coming to these days? I fear for humanities future.

Drizzelhell 3

Tuesday 24 July 2012 5:37

Indeed and epic fail!!!

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 24 July 2012 13:58

Do you mean "Indeed AN epic fail"? Either way, it's hardly epic by any means.

Countrygal42 7

Tuesday 24 July 2012 5:52

well your legal in canada :)

MaximumCJ 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 5:55

Yeah, and get caught. It will be a real FML.

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 24 July 2012 5:55

If you did that here it would of been okay since they class adults legal at 18 , but the age limit sounds like 21 so in your case you're a dumb ass better luck next time .