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By refticon - 06/02/2013 08:45 - Belgium - Antwerp

Today, I went to college on bike through snow and hail only to find out my professor can't make it to class due to the weather. She lives down my street. FML

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refticon 31

Wednesday 25 February 2015 20:27

Hi guys, OP here. I just wanted you to know I've laughed plenty of times over the years remembering your replies ! Here's to you ! Grtz Alex

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zingline89 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:13

Snow big deal. No need to flake out. You get an ice relaxing day off.

perdix 29

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:12

You are a lunatic and she is sane. I think you just learned a valuable lesson today. Have you ever seen someone ride a bike on a snow-covered street? It's surreal! The rider really has no way to stop or turn, so it just looks crazy!

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yeongji 31

Thursday 7 February 2013 6:42

Next time the weather is bad, swing by her place to see if her car is there before you rush off to school.

a0065504 2

Thursday 7 February 2013 7:36

next time give her a lift dude

BrashlyHonest20 4

Monday 11 February 2013 17:07

Well that's definitely a downer. Kudos to OP, must really be passionate about whatever you're going to school to study to merrit riding a bike in that kind of weather.

Rlybro 15

Tuesday 19 July 2016 11:13

Why did you want to go to class if you had to ride your bike there, I would of just skipped

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