Miscellaneous: Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough...

By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 18:27 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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Money for nothing

By CollegeGirl - 01/05/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 15:22 - United States - Yukon

Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By Going to work naked tomorrow - 11/12/2018 04:00 - United Kingdom - Northallerton

Today I remembered to put my work uniform in the wash; as I hit start I got an email notification. My landlord confirmed that the engineer will be out to fix the washing machine tomorrow after my housemate reported it as broken. My clothes are locked in the machine that now won't turn on. FML

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Didn't think it through

By Mister_FML - 12/08/2020 08:01

Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML

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By Miserable - 11/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I did laundry in my apartment complex's laundry room. I put my stuff in the dryer and returned to my room. The sign on the door says the laundry room closes at 10 pm, but that's rarely true. Tonight it was. I have to wait until 8 am. I work at 7:30. My work clothes are in there. FML

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LappDance 16

Wednesday 1 August 2012 22:43

That washing machine is trolling you.

twinkledinosaur 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 22:42

That sucks, just go complain that it's broken and maybe they will refund you :)

Comments

alissa222 15

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:06

Patience is a virtue, OP.

outoftown 26

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:06

#4, 28, I wouldn't risk the malfunctioning machine locking my clothes in!

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:11

Speak to the Asian owner.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:16

Damn that's messed up. Stupid machine.

greenie213 23

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:21

Robots are taking over, destroy the skynet mainframe!

hockeyoceancity 13

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:24

Okay i don't know about any of you but how is losing 50 cents a FML?

Kiki242 19

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:28

I think you were just trolled by a washing machine.

jweezy89 4

Thursday 2 August 2012 5:22

+1 for a funny comment. -1 for being the second one to say it.

missunderstanded 5

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:30

free clean for the washer, on your expense

perdix 29

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:43

You would never make it as a man. We learn that you never pull out until you finish your load. Sometimes, you are told to, but you don't do so on your own.

NOOBSQUAD 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:49

The only way you pull out is if a the girls dad walks in

perdix 29

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:02

Yep, another example of someone else causing a guy to pull out before he finishes his load. He just hopes at the moment, he hasn't entered the squirt cycle.