A shiny dump bucket.

Shiny or not, let's hope they don't give a shit.

In England, the water companies aren't allow to cut off your water even if you don't pay. Some health and safety issues, I think!!!

Mary: I hope you're not using the toilet; it doesn't flush. Harry: uhh no.... I'm just... shaving! haha funny scene.

There's many effective ways to fix this: 1. Find a new place to host the party and tell everyone to go there instead. 2. Uninvited everyone, explaining that your water is cut off due to a burst pipe or something else less embarrassing... 3. Tell everyone that they're still invited but let them know that the water is cut off with the same excuse as 2. Come on OP, could have been worse.

Or hire a port-a-loo...

"I'm holding a party! Everyone go to Rob's house!" ...Seems like a really asshole like thing to do to me.

It's not an asshole move. If my friend was in a similar position I would offer. What's a friend for if they're not there when you need them. Obviously you would ask them alone first though.

The joke was centered around the fact that no one offered. I would also offer in that position, but 4 simply said to hold it at someone else's house, not to ask to.

common sense here people! i am sure he meant to ask

That was the joke, 40.

24 - How can anyone offer when they don't yet know there is a problem ;)

Cmon man... I know you can make a better pun than that.

The FML user uses "Bad Pun" It is not very effective.

Did you read what you typed, there? You proud of that?

But realistically they need to offer another option. Whether they go and buy 15-20 gallon jugs so they can fill the toilets manually after each flush or get a porta-potty or something. Can't expect people to come over for a party and tell them they can't use a bathroom while they're there.