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By peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By twinkletoes - 17/09/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2025 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we went for a foot massage. My wife found it incredibly relaxing; I just found it weird that a complete stranger seemed to be trying to give each of my toes its own handjob. Plus they used so much moisturiser that it made the inside of my shoes feel like squishy mud all day. FML

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By bottombarrel - 28/10/2014 14:07 - United States - Greenville

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

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mj2123 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:03

Why would you get a pedicure - something in which someone is constantly touching your feet - if you know you're that ticklish?

SimpleSimon 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 21:07

Today, some bitch kicked me in the face while i was trying to give a pedicure. FML

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nevele11 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:22

You're an effing idiot.

sodahhhr 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:47

 теп  уноугшек щзхвап шнегек ЛОР пор!! ; п (

Cupcake10 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:49

Wow dumbass. No one has ever touched your feet before? Intimacy FAIL. YDI.

metaah 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:59

so un called for

brie3 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:12

I feel your pain. My feet are uber sensitive too

mmm144 1

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:30

i submitted a story just like this a few months ago but it never made it to FML. funny..

Genny 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:34

almost did that once.

Etoile_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:40

...I have no words. YDI.

nicelyjohnson 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:48

Lol, funniest FML in a loong time...

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Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:48

LMFAO.

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