Health: Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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By sashimi9999 - 07/02/2014 01:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML

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By ouch.... - 22/10/2013 01:24 - United States - Duxbury

Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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dani22097 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:03

that's what I do during pedicures...

dumbestdrummer 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:10

there's gotta be a meh button. it's not your fault your tickleish and it sucks you got slahed in your foot

Comments

karinabeby 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:03

LOL nice one.

PuppiesFTW 5

Friday 7 January 2011 5:24

Geeezus!!! sounds really painful

asoptavlo14 6

Friday 17 June 2011 21:15

Nice comment!

koolkanga 12

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:18

Eeeeee! When I read this FML I flinched!

EmoOrange 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:03

Haha. he deserved it.

spade1997 0

Friday 7 January 2011 9:56

it could be a she too

EmoOrange 0

Friday 7 January 2011 18:50

True.

EmoOrange 0

Friday 7 January 2011 18:53

If only the fml didn't say it was a he.

alicespoons 17

Tuesday 18 March 2014 22:43

Really? For doing his/her job? They deserved getting kicked in the face?

dani22097 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:03

that's what I do during pedicures...

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:16

You kick doctors in the face?

KristinaKreme 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:40

Since when do doctors give pedicures?^ 0.o

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:11

Lest we rule out the possibility of a doctor being in the vicinity of a customer being pedicured.

KristinaKreme 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:25

Haha Touche >;)

PhoenixFiend 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 15:55

There's actually doctors who specialize in pedicures. For those who can easily get infections in their feet (diabetes patients for example). :)

KristinaKreme 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 22:51

Learn setting new everyday :]

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 6 January 2011 23:38

I think they call them pediatrists don't they?

CutiePie_101 7

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:07

Ouch, FYL :(

dumbestdrummer 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 12:10

there's gotta be a meh button. it's not your fault your tickleish and it sucks you got slahed in your foot

firecapez 4

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:39

Well then hit the FYL button. Neither of those would have to do with the YDI button.

ulicksam 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 13:41

Neither of these would have to do with the FML button either.

mitchem 3

Thursday 6 January 2011 15:18

what part of "foot got slashed open" did you miss?

Po1ntBlank 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 16:40

FMl Is about what happened that Sux. ydi doesn't mean it doesn't suck, but it was your fault. if she kicked him and the blade, it is her fault, but it still sucks