Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I...

By theyre not THAT big. - 01/07/2013 04:35 - United States - Auburn

Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML

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By footfetish - 02/02/2013 11:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

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By BobE - 31/07/2019 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML

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By Gregory - 28/11/2008 10:28 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By BigFoot - 29/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was trying on some shoes when I felt the heels break underneath me. Not only did they cost two paychecks worth, but as I was leaving I heard the sales girl say that "we really should have a weight limit for who can try on our products." FML

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By NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 07:32 - Australia

Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML

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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By Kim - 05/05/2021 04:01

Today, at work, I was waiting in line to pay my food at the cafeteria when I noticed the doctor who was in front of me had these really cool looking shoes on. I told him, "I like your shoes!" He turned over, looked at me and didn’t say anything back. FML

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olpally 32

Monday 1 July 2013 12:04

What a dick. Shove one of your shoes straight up his ass...

skellingtonfart 18

Monday 1 July 2013 12:07

9.5 isn't even a huge size, I know of women with size 11 feet. Honestly, no one notices your feet, don't worry about it!

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spartangrl 6

Tuesday 2 July 2013 6:41

wow that's not even that big. I'm 5'3" and I have the same size feet. what a douche

fmineironlife 3

Tuesday 2 July 2013 6:58

maybe he was thinking of men's sizes. Still, that would only be an 11.5 which isn't...WHO THE HECK CARES? That guy's an idiot.

Here4theshow 17

Tuesday 2 July 2013 8:07

Did he expect a tall woman to have size 2 feet? How unprofessional on his part!

BFMV1225 7

Tuesday 2 July 2013 8:21

I'm 5'6 and I wear a size 11 since I was 12. I know 3 other girls like that. Not too uncommon really.

radical68 2

Tuesday 2 July 2013 8:39

Try having size 12! I feel your pain!

confundo 7

Tuesday 2 July 2013 9:26

Your feet aren't even that big. I am a size 9, 9.5, or 10 depending on the shoe and I am a 6'0 tall girl. I love my height because I totally rock it and I think my feet are pretty proportionate in comparison. I have a few friends that are much shorter than me that wear my size shoe even.

depocadoll 15

Tuesday 2 July 2013 11:48

I know how you feel. I wear size nine now, and I'm 5'6. I always feel like my feet are too big when I'm shoe shopping, but I Honestly don't think I've ever looked at another girls feet and thought they were small and cute or big and weird or whatever. I think it's just a silly personal insecurity people have that makes no sense, but I know a lot of girls who deal with it. Sorry, OP, that that guy was such an ass. :)

Prolux_fml 23

Tuesday 2 July 2013 15:15

Don't worry OP, no matter how big your feet are, they're still more proportional than mine. I wear a 12.5 men's and I'm 5'9".

bikerchick1990 4

Tuesday 2 July 2013 16:41

I'm only 5'6 and I wear 9.5-10 doesn't bother me one bit

emydbby11 8

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:37

I rock 10-11 depending on the shoe sometimes a 12 for dress shoes... its okay there are other tall girls out there too.... square your shoulders and stand up straight as often as possible and they'll stop picking on you, I promise!