Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really...

By Gregory - 28/11/2008 10:28 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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By BobE - 31/07/2019 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I went to a mall and got some really awesome shoes. I went home to find out that they are actually women's shoes. I'm a dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2015 17:54 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By Shoes - 12/06/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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By footfetish - 02/02/2013 11:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

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By Kim - 05/05/2021 04:01

Today, at work, I was waiting in line to pay my food at the cafeteria when I noticed the doctor who was in front of me had these really cool looking shoes on. I told him, "I like your shoes!" He turned over, looked at me and didn’t say anything back. FML

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By shoes - 02/01/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML

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By unemployed - 10/07/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I was at a second interview for a job that I really need as I got laid off last month. Midway through the interview, I went to cross my legs and realized I had 2 different shoes on. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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bellsy 0

Monday 16 March 2009 8:56

lol! Did you at least find out where he got them? hahaha would have been pretty awkward...

untalented1 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:17

he's so stylish that not only are his old shoes better than your new shoes, but he's going to get even newer shoes!

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pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:56

lol

iLoveTeraaa 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 1:22

terd

Aniki_Sohma 20

Thursday 27 September 2012 20:00

How exactly is this an FML?

bellsy 0

Monday 16 March 2009 8:56

lol! Did you at least find out where he got them? hahaha would have been pretty awkward...

pcpcheerleader 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 10:42

omg that would be soo embarassing

davidcassoa 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 5:12

that's not too bad. shit happens

weman321 0

Friday 5 June 2009 9:27

Fail

SookMauNoots 0

Friday 19 June 2009 11:41

ask him where he got them from

lindZAAAY 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 20:08

the ****!?

hizm 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:42

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA OMG THIS IS TOTALLY THE BEST ONE!!!

anitacs9101 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:56

hahaha best.

fckaduck 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:44

Nicely done.

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