Money: Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew...

By choup - 07/11/2008 21:02 - Australia

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

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By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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Dishes, now!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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Drunken antics

By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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By Jon - 14/05/2012 21:46 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

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By fleur_de_fevrier - 21/12/2008 15:36 - Ireland

Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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Dust in the wind

By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 13:59 - New Zealand

Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML

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By Pissed - 21/10/2009 10:05 - New Zealand

Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML

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By Brady - 30/04/2013 16:00 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML

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Wednesday 13 May 2009 9:25

better than the other way around, I guess

RitzBitzFei 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:27

Hey, at least it was the banknote and not your credit card.

Comments

Polionixon 2

Friday 5 June 2009 1:11

guys its realized.... sorry im getting sick of seeing people misspelling it lol

nome5tar 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 15:17

Realised is spelt with an "s" in Australia...

dinosaur45 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 4:32

It's spelled with an 's' in Canada as well.

Metzler31 17

Monday 24 May 2010 3:47

I'm from America and even I know that other countries spell it differently. You are one of the reasons people from America are dubbed 'ignorant'.

geovanni 9

Sunday 19 December 2010 3:44

and in Britain + Ireland

kasumii 1

Friday 7 January 2011 17:16

it's people like you that makes the world hate Americans when Americans are probably nice people.

Redneck68 0

Friday 22 April 2011 6:00

it is people likr you that make americans hate koreans

tessa1110001 12

Thursday 2 June 2011 16:51

that was unnecessary...

heyitsme0123 6

Sunday 2 October 2011 17:42

Americans spell it "realized" Many other countries spell it "realised" IGNORANT AMERICANS!

Kiasume 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:53

lmao, i sometimes do that too. sometimes when i buy stuff i take my wallet and start to walk away then the cashier have to remind me to take it LOL total fml right there xD

thescrutonator 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:10

hey, at least you didn't leave the credit card and take the banknote!

mtorres8789 0

Friday 12 June 2009 4:21

This isn't such a great fml... But i guess

Unsure_1 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 6:24

At least you have your credit card unless you would rather have the money, but not the credit card.

mk58 31

Thursday 19 April 2012 6:47

That is exactly what I was thinking. OP, look at the bright side, at least you didn't lose your credit card and have to get it frozen and go through all that hassle that comes with losing a card.