By lebanesewoman - 30/06/2009 16:17 - Hong Kong

Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML
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RedRose 0

Hahahahahah! Wow. Do you think she was hitting on you?

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NikkiJC 0

Ohhh ....FYL. Thats a great mix-up :p

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widad_xoxo 0

that sucks haha im syrian-american ur kid is 7 and already knows wat a lesbian is anyways hah FYL

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xsweetlysour 0

i'm syrian american too! but i tend to drop the american part. :)

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checkitoutt 0

why would it be a fyl if your kid knows what a lesbian is? i call that "culturally educated" because he knows that people are different and there isnt just one standard. besides he could have a lesbian aunt or something and that would explain his knowledge at a young age.

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samd25 0

Bin dalna libnaneye, ou hal..... be hayeton ma rah yifhamou. You're son is adorable :) Dragonmouth, you are retarded. Seek help.

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xsweetlysour 0

Bin dalna libnaneye, ou hal..... be hayeton ma rah yifhamou= He points us to Lebanon, and a solution....He'll never understand in his life. Ok, I don't think I was completely correct, especially about the first part. What does libnaneye even mean? I tried sounding it out, but I have no clue! So, Lebanon was my closest guess.

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nattea 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off! This made me laugh more than the actual FML did. Bin dalna libnaneye, ou hal..... be hayeton ma rah yifhamou= We'll always be Lebanese, and those...will never understand

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aberfrog5 0

hmm. why do people keep asking how you can post this from hong kong and be lebanese-american? gah. people are so ignorant. but anyway...cute fml. (:

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SLY_some1luvsyou 0

us lebanese people should stick together. who ever is saying all the crap about hong kong should go eff themselves. what if there americans that are staying in hong kong for business or something? dont assume because you know what happens when u do that. and NightFallz, get ur head out of your ass for a second and look around. we all call ourselves americans to not be criticized by rednecks like you. what does that say about americans when people have to hide their identities?

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airplanefood 0

Hahaha this made me crack up. Maybe it's the sincerity or just how funny "lesbian American" sounds. I AM A PROUD LESBIAN AMERICAN! HEAR ME ROAR.

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SarahsWickedGame 0

lol thats pretty funny and cute one his part

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