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By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML

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By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Monday 25 July 2011 16:07

Why exactly were you watching **** with your 'friend' ?

SmileEveryone 12

Monday 25 July 2011 16:17

my ex boyfriend used to watch **** all the time with his friend... they're together now.

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Countrygirl5 8

Monday 25 July 2011 19:52

haha grossss

GamerMatt97 0

Monday 25 July 2011 20:28

hope fully u guys didn't jack off to see who's load is bigger

randomlettrrs 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:04

mine was

Epsilonyx 15

Monday 25 July 2011 20:34

LOOOL.

bullrider92 19

Monday 25 July 2011 21:14

Hasn't anyone ever seen movies about bachelor parties? That is one of the highlights,guys watching **** together before the strippers get there.

KeXu 6

Monday 25 July 2011 21:24

can someone explain how they know OP is also a guy?

cufaoil 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:16

The clues are in the FML... "his family" "his dad" seems pretty straight forward

saints2272 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:03

I am a guy. I really did write it, I promise!!

GTRspecV 0

Monday 25 July 2011 22:09

has nobody heard of a dutch rudder before? it's not gay if your not touching dicks lol

l00n3yt00nz 6

Monday 25 July 2011 22:22

u shouldn't have watched it. **** is f**ked up and stupid. but sorry he caught y'all.

NyanCatWIN 0

Monday 25 July 2011 22:47

that's hot

AlexRen 21

Monday 25 July 2011 22:54

so did you and your friend jack each other off? I,d felel so uncomfortable watching **** with my friend(s).

NabbdjuretPerry 0

Monday 25 July 2011 23:40

toasts are always involved in FMLs

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